veggie

A slow-witted snowbird refused to step aside when he said "excuse me," so he spun around the woman like an NFL tailback, tossed his frozen veggies into his cart and headed back toward the cash register. > A senior citizen commented to her husband, "Did you see how rude that man was?" > The old husband commented, "Nah

when veggies and fruits, so innocent and un-empowered, are plucked out by the roots, to be greedily devoured > How many victims have died from vicious vegan vegicide?!

is in the house, homeyz! Better eat your veggies before I bust a cap on yo white ass." > "Your mom's fucked up, dude."