toilet seat

A liquid defacation so forceful you have to hold onto the toilet seat to avoid liftoff. > I ate the buffet at Foo Kee and ended up with explosive diarrhea

Where you sit on a toilet seat and can still feel the warmth where the previous occupant was sitting. > I felt some ghost cheeks on the toilet last night...

When someone is so concerned about toilet seat germs, they cover the seat with half a roll of toilet paper, leaving it to appear like it has been mummified. > "I was going to use that stall to drop a deuce, but somebody left it looking like a toilet mummy."