toilet paper

After sitting on the toilet to poop, you notice that there is less than one-quarter of a roll of toilet paper, and no spare in the bathroom

You decide to poop anyway, gambling on the fact you will have enough toilet paper to have a satifying wipe. > Husband: "Honey, I just played Russian Toilette, and lost" > Wife: "Sucks to be you

When someone is so concerned about toilet seat germs, they cover the seat with half a roll of toilet paper, leaving it to appear like it has been mummified. > "I was going to use that stall to drop a deuce, but somebody left it looking like a toilet mummy."