swine flu

holding your arm up over your face in a position similar to Dracula holding up his cape and then sneezing into you elbow > Do to the H1N1 swine flu pandemic the Centers For Disease Control recommends using the Dracula sneeze technique to avoid spreading germs.

While less deadly than Swine Flu it still makes you feel like shit

However, because it is not infamous like swine flu you get no respect from having it

So you feel like crap and no one gives a damn because you don't have h1n1. > Doctor: How do you feel. > Patient: Like shit. > Doctor: Well the tests came back, you don't have swine flu