rending

Poo well, they're are many types of poo in this universe\r \r There is\r \r THE SWEETCORN - Poo that has leftover sweetcorn from last night's dinner\r \r THE PELLETS - Little pellets of poo that comes out of your ass like a machine gun\r \r THE FIREBALL - A big poo that really hurts and leaving your ass hot, usually happens after a curry\r \r THE SLIPPY - A poo that swiftly moves out of your bottom that requires no wiping\r \r THE WATERHOSE - When a massive monsoon of shit comes out of your bottom and requires hours of wiping\r \r THE NEVERENDING STORY - An amazing acheivment is when a poo goes on and on and on.......\r \r THE STEAMY HEAPY - Boy, That is basically ONE MASSIVE SHIT!!!!!!!\r \r THE STICKY - When you have a poo stuck onto the hairs of your crack and requires hours of wiping (maybe a pair of scissors) > Donkeys do massive stickies and rabbits do a hell of a load of pellets

The act of rending asunder.

plural of rending s

the act of rending or ripping or splitting something v

n a payment or series of payments made by the lessee to an owner for use of some property, facility, equipment, or service n an opening made forcibly as by pulling apart n the return derived from cultivated land in excess of that derived from the poorest land cultivated under similar conditions n the act of rending or ripping or splitting something v let for money v grant use or occupation of under a term of contract v engage for service under a term of contract v hold under a lease or rental agreement