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The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves. > "God Bless that Ape Wellington for showing us all that extremely boring balloon flight is possible!" > - or - > Friend: "Do you smell bananas?" > Woman: "No." > - or - > Woman: "Have you found the problem?" > OBGYN: "No, but this here is delicious." > - or - > Tickles Brick Tickles: "Honey! Come back! I thought you would enjoy it!" > Woman: "Why?" > Tickles Brick Tickles: "At least your twat doesn't smell like fish." > - or - > Ape: "Wunhh wunhh wooo wooo!" > Woman (to self): "O, why did I ever have sex with an ape? He has no idea what goes where!"

The dick touches the throat, and often makes girls gag. > Damn man, she gives some nice deepthroat, my whole dick was soooo warm.

they also tell ppl that they think drugs are sooooooooooo cool, but are scared to do them, but do them anyway because they think it'll make them cool > COOL EMO KID: that guy wearing some vintage tight tee and dirtied up black chuck taylors who is genuinely sincere and tells everyone what he thinks (tho never rudely unless he is already pissed at them) > ANNOYING EMO KID: the guy who draws on a bruise to make ppl think his dad hits him and who only talks to other ANNOYING EMO KIDS

The sexiest anime villain ever. > Uchiha Itachi slaughtered my family, but he's sooo cute, I can't stay mad!

Hey what’s that under your dirty nightshirt?” > KA-BOOOOOOM!!! > Womyn Reporter: “Oh my Gaia! That man just detonated an explosive vest