ketchup

A bastardization of the word ketchup, for people who like to garnish their burgers and dogs and swear at the same time

The thin nasty liquid that drips from the ketchup bottle before the thick sauce reaches the opening > Don't pour the ketchup bottle over your fries until all the ketchup drool has cleared.

plural of ketchup n thick spicy sauce made from tomatoes

Using condiment bottles as dildos for sexual gratification. > John: Where is the ketchup bottle? > Lisa: It is in my room, I was pepper potting last night.