hit up

\r \r It usually has an air of mockery, specifically with regard to teenagers who a lot of use three-letter acronyms. > Example #1 (def: incoherence) > Computer Nerd #1: I mean, just because it's https doesn't mean it's fucking legit > Computer Nerd #2: Yeah, I'm sure those idiot [script kiddies] would love to get their hands on a secure server so they could grab some more AOL passwords before they hit up the child pr0n > Non Computer Nerd: OMGWTFBBQ please kill me > Example #2 (def: mockery) > Teenager #1: so i was all like, stacy, if u want a loser like steve for your boyfriend go ahead!!!! > Teenager #2: lol > Teenager #3: omg i can't believe u said that!! > Cynical Generation X-er: OMGWTFBBQ

If you comming with us, then go hit up the quarter machine in the laundry first

Can also be used sarcastically to describe either mishaps or actions which could result in a mishap like leaving a banana peel on the floor (e.g., "Bro, nice slapperdoodle in the kitchen! Clean that shit up.") > "Look at little Charlie playing with the puppy! Aw, he just got a slapperdoodle!" > "The slug left a bunch of slapperdoodles on the front porch." > "Just as the night was coming to an end, she pulled out some LSD from her purse