forgets

Expressions or actions performed that causes your boner to go into "shock" or go back into the flaccid stage. > That girl gave me boner shock when right before sex she said "I always forgets to take my birth control."

One who forgets

dissociative disorder in which a person forgets who they are and leaves home to creates a new life

Net Forget is a person who frequently goes on a website to do something, but completely forgets his/her original intention due to the overwhelming amount of information on the internet. > I was on Wikipedia the other day, trying to look up Jay-Z, but I'm such a Net Forget, I ended up looking at cat pictures.