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\r \r Versatile phrase used as a put down. > Guy 1: I think I need more fiber in my diet because I only shit once a day and my ass bleeds. > Guy 2: What are you an ass[ologist]? or > What are you a colon[ologist]? or > What are you a fiber[ologist]? or > What are you an assbleed[ologist]? etc.

A group of annelids, so called because the species composing it have no special organs of respiration.

When a commercials audio is much louder than the program that you actually want to watch's audio. > Man, I was watching NCIS, and then I had to turn down my TV when the commercials came on because of damn adverblasting.

n a loss of the ability to write or to express thoughts in writing because of a brain lesion

frightening because of an awareness of danger