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The irrational fear of [palindrome]s (words that read the same forwards and backwards). > Dude 1: Hey, what's your name? > Dude 2: Bob. > Dude 1: AAAAAAAAAAH! *Runs and hides behind sofa* > Bob: Wow. > Dude 1: AAAAAAAAAAH! *Runs away and falls down stairs*

Say it with me, Laaaaaawwwwwlllll

This is not lupus, it's SPARTAAAAAAAAAA.\r

All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.\r

Saying you love or hate something to show off what a virtuous person you are, instead of actually trying to fix the problem. > Jane: "Wow! I hate [Fox News]! They're so evil and they hate women!" > John: "Why don't you actually do something instead of just [virtue signalling] about it?" > Jane: "OMG that would be WAAAAAAY too much work" *goes back to [shitposting] on twitter*