Joel

an Old Testament book telling Joel's prophecies

Like Autistic but with a camera.\r \r The individual it describes believes they are quite the photographer but are really just challenged... > Joels new hobby sure makes him sound Photistic

That [motherfucker] was tasty as hell! > [Haley Joel Osment] really saw the shit out of those dead people in "The Sixth Sense." > [Rosie O'Donnell] devoured the shit out of that two-pound burger, then proceeded to wolf down an entire cheesecake.

A sarcastic phrase used to point out someone's [pessimism] or inability to enjoy positive situations. > Will: Although I congratulate Joel Comm's success, I want everyone else to realize that this will never happen to you and you will probably die poor and alone. > Me: You must be fun at parties.